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Saturday, August 31, 2013

State of the Art Kitchen at the Johmatt Hotel

The state of the art kitchen at the Johnmatt Hotel has been completed!!!!!!!!!!!!
The kitchen includes a pizza oven, a giant wash basin and a pastry area!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Safety Concerns as Second Fire Breaks Out at Johnmatt Villa

Last week a fire was reported at the new Johmatt Hotel construction site. One of the villas caught fire.

"I saw water in the basement of a villa so I used LAVA to stop it, and it burned down the house!! But the villa was rebuilt and no one was hurt !" said John.

However, this is the second fire this month at the Johmatt Hotel, raising serious safety concerns about the build.

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Bar Fire Not Serious

On Friday,the over-use of LAVA during construction led to a small fire in the coffee bar!

 The coffee bar was rebuilt by John and safety has been improved!! 

The Johnmatt Villa !!!



The Johnmatt has built its first Villa.

 It's made from wood and some glass.

On the first floor,we have two bathrooms and a cake.

In the basement we have two LAVA heated pools and one shower.
The customers don't need to worry because it has 
1m thick glass and diamond blocks. 

On the second floor it has two beds and a beautiful view! 

Saturday, August 17, 2013

The Lady Luck !!!!!!!!

The Lady Luck is both a ship and a restaurant. It includes a little kitchen and two sofas downstairs and two upstairs !!!

The Beachside Lounge !!!!!

The Beachside Lounge 
It has 5 Luxury recliners !

Thursday, August 15, 2013

The Johmatt Hotel Has Finished the 2F and is Building the 3F !!!!!!!!!!!!!

The New Lava Lounge at the Johmatt Hotal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Johmatt hotel is proud to present the world's first lava lounge.The water-cooled glass stops the lava from burning the guests. The big table can be hired for US $700 but comes with FREE CAKES!!!! 

Saturday, August 10, 2013

An Interview With the Architects - John and Matt

Q: So John, you really like to use glass in your designs. Can you tell us what other design features you love?

A: I love big pictures, especially of skulls and skeletons. I like iron because some of the most beautiful houses are made of iron.

Q: What is the part of the Johmatt Hotel you are most proud of?

A: Of course, it's not finished yet. But I really love the lounge because you can see the beach, lava and the water. It's an amazing contrast of colors.

Q: Is this your first hotel you have designed?

A: No, it's my fourth. The first one disappeared mysteriously. The second is on my friend's ipad. The third one was made in survival using wood - it's still around. I hate that hotel. It's all wood, it's crowded and hard to go up in. I want to demolish it, but I don't even have enough TNT!

Q: Ok, last question. What will the Johmatt Hotel be finished?

A: I think definitely before I go to High School in three years time! Maybe less, maybe in a year?

Q: Wow! That could be a long wait! But I'm sure it will be worth it. Thanks for your time!

The Johmatt Hotel is Under Construction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Johmatt Hotel is under construction! This new 100000000 star hotel will have a giant swimming pool, a lava water lounge and a beachside coffee bar. 

Opening TBA. 

John and Matt

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